|Posted by P.I.A. on March 26, 2013 at 2:30 PM|
The Paranormal Intelligence Agency has now successfully completed its relocation to an area of the United States that has one of the lowest population density ratios to be found. It has taken many months for us to complete this relocation. Our preparations have been extensive as we await the arrival or non-arrival of the Global Coastal Event predicted to occur by June 1 of this year. Since our last report there have been such events take place as the meteor exploding over Russia and just a few days ago, security camera footage was recorded of another meteor narrowly missing the east coast of the United States. It is believed by many researchers that these are smaller fragments of a possible larger space bound asteroid that may still be incoming. This is our first report since relocation efforts began. Now that our relocation is complete we will once again begin publishing new analysis of paranormal happenings taking place around the globe.